• No longer refer to Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves by his chosen name and will call him Jonathan Reeves instead.
• Gov. Greg “Onslaught” Abbott
• Treat Greg Abbott as a person who can walk and make him stand for the National Anthem.
• NBA playoffs updates and analysis, particularly focusing on the performance of Anthony Edwards and the Mavericks’ chances of securing a conference finals spot.
• The Flash sucked.
• Stop lying for clicks!